We swear by the lightning that destroys, 

By the streams of generous blood being shed, 

By the bright flags that wave, 

Flying proudly on the high djebels, 

That we are in revolt, whether to live or to die, 

We are determined that Algeria should live,

So be our witness -be our witness -be our witness! 

We are soldiers in revolt for truth 

And we have fought for our independence. 

When we spoke, nobody listened to us, 

So we have taken the noise of gunpowder as our rhythm 

And the sound of machine guns as our melody, 

We are determined that Algeria should live,

So be our witness -be our witness -be our witness! 

From our heroes we shall make an army come to being, 

From our dead we shall build up a glory, 

Our spirits shall ascend to immortality 

And on our shoulders we shall raise the Standard. 

To the nation's Liberation Front we have sworn an oath, 

We are determined that Algeria should live,

So be our witness -be our witness -be our witness! 

The cry of the Fatherland sounds from the battlefields. 

Listen to it and answer the call! 

Let it be written with the blood of martyrs 

And be read to future generations. 

Oh, Glory, we have held out our hand to you, 

We are determined that Algeria should live,

So be our witness -be our witness -be our witness!

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New men’s briefs made from bananas

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Great Father's Day Gift

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Father's Day Ideas for the Car Buff

Father's Day Ideas for the Car Buff

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Gift Ideas for Father's Day

To help you celebrate Father's Day, here are some of gift ideas. 

  • You can gift a nice photo frame with a family photograph or photograph of a special occasion.

  • A travel package to his favorite destination.

  • A book. You can also gift him a subscription of his favorite magazine.

  • You can gift your father a mobile phone, PC or a laptop.

  • Still camera/video camera is a very nice item to gift.

  • CD's

  • Sporting equipment

  • Sunglasses, wallet, belt, shirt, T-shirt etc.

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Funny Father's Day Quotes

Funny Quotes
  • To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway 
  • The thing to remember about fathers is. they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle. - Phyllis McGinley
  • If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. - James Baldwin
  • My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries
  • Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben
  • Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
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Happy Father's Day

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Don't Forget Father's Day Sunday June 19, 2011


VUVUZELA - A Great Father's Day Gift

VUVUZELA A Great Father's Day Gift

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Time is hard on all of Us!

These pictures should make most Fathers Feel Better!  Happy Father's Day!

Time is hard on all of Us!

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You Never Had to Love Me - Poem for Father's Day

You Never Had to Love Me

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Father's Day June 20, 2010

Don't Forget Father's Day!!!!

Worlds Best Dad

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Father's Day Trivia and Interesting Facts

1. There are 1.5bn fathers worldwide. Each year, 122m children are born wordlwide.
2. Unlike in the UK and America when Father’s Day is on the third Sunday in June, in Australia Father's Day is celebrated on the first Sunday in September
3. The necktie is the most popular of all Father's Day gifts, while hammers and golf clubs are also popular presents
4. Father’s Day the fifth-largest card-sending occasion in America, with almost 100 million Father’s Day cards sent annually
5. In the UK 7 million Father's Day cards are sent each year, compared to13 million Mother's Day cards
6. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal starred in the 1997 comedy Father’s Day, who’s tagline was “One kid. Two dads. A who done it”
7. Famously Mark Twain said the following about his father: “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
8. American rapper Father MC released an album titled Father’s Day in 1990. It included his top 20 single I’ll Do 4 U, which featured Mary J Blige on backing vocals.
9. In the USA Father’s Day has been celebrated annually since 1972 when President Richard Nixon signed the public law that made it permanent
10. In 2008 thousands of primary pupils in Scotland were prevented from making Father's Day cards at school for fear of embarrassing classmates who lived with single mothers.

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Father's Then and Now

Fathers then & now

 Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of 2010; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.

In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his minivan.

In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.

In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.

In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.

In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.

In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.

Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.

In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.

In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."

In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."

In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."

In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"

In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.

In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.

In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."

In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.

In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.

In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.

In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."

In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, " long have you had that earring?"

In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.

In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2010, fathers are never truly appreciated.

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Cute Father's Day Jokes

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"

What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?Spook when you're spooken to!

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?Mum and Dad!

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!

My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!

Do fathers always snore?No - only when they are asleep!

Knock knock
Who's there?Canoe
Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!  

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Father's Day Gift Idea - Funny Commercial

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Happy Father's day - Funny video - Pampers

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Top Gift Ideas for Dad from young Children

1) Make a stepping stone with their hand prints -- bag of quick cement and some pretty plastic, glass, rocks...etc to go inside is the cheapest route. They have kits at Michaels.
2) Get a plain hat or white t-shirt and have them decorate it – Hand prints work well.
3) If he has a workbench in the garage, let them paint it. (Given he would think that is a good idea.)
4) Personalize a money clip -- Engrave it so that it will be an heirloom for your kids. Have your kids help with the message so that it comes from their hearts.
5) Bake him a father's day cake -- and decorate it, but don’t eat it.
6) Bring him breakfast in bed -- be prepared to clean up crumbs.
7) Plant him a Tree: Plant a tree together and watch it grow. (it may be too hot depending on where you live)
8) Make him a Statue: Get boxes, and toilet paper rolls and other recyclables together and have them make daddy and paint it. You could use paper mache or glue.
9) Decorate a pillow case – there is no nicer feeling than going to bed on a pillow that says “I love you Dad.”
10) Make a photo collage for his desk or draw a picture of you and your Dad.

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Gift Ideas for Father's Day

1) Electronics – Seems like anyone with the Y chromosome likes electronics. If it has a remote control it is sure to be a beloved gift.
2) Wine or Beer Club Membership – Whether it’s wine or beer these monthly membership clubs will have your Dad thinking about you all year. After a glass of wine and/or a beer, he’ll probably be thinking good thoughts.
3) Personalized Money Clip – Money Clips make great gifts because they can be easily engraved to add meaning. Often they become heirlooms.
4) Home Depot or Lowes Gift Card – Most Dads spend lots of time in these stores. Most Dads like the time they spend in these stores. Most Dads would appreciate the gift card and use it.
5) A tool – Look at your Dads tool chest. Many of the tools could probably stand to be replaced and that there may even be a few missing you could add to the collection.
6) Tickets – Buy tickets to an event that you and he could go to together. Nothing that a Dad likes better than realizing that his child wants to spend time with him.
7) A round of Golf – If you get a round of golf, try to take the time off so that you can join him on the course.
8) A best seller – When is the last time your Dad read a book? Dad’s are busy and don’t have time to look for books to read. Buy him a book that he’ll enjoy.
9) Lend a hand – Ask your Dad if you can help him with that project he’s been working on or putting off. It’s always more fun to do something together especially with those you love.
10) Go fishing – Lull the day away and spend time just being together.

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Happy Father's Day Hug

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